1. Do you like cheese?
- i like *good* cheese.  which i feel is a distinction that needs to be made.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
- heroin?  no.  opium, yes.  and guess what?  it's amazing.

3. Do you own a gun?
- i don't trust myself anymore.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
- no, i get angry. 

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
- kosher only.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- "carol of The Bells"

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- water with ice chips.

9. Can you do push ups?
- can, yes.  will?  fuck no.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
- i just cleaned it.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
- my blue-moonstone ring.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- i willfully repel the opposite sex. 

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
- i have the opposite of A.D.D.---i get obsessive and freakishly focused on things.

16. Middle Name?
- Dael

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) fuck you
2) i'm really frighteningly good with my virtual bow and arrows---they'll never see me coming!
3) why the hell can't i finish a can of soda...ever?

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1) Harbingers Wrath bow with six arrow varieties including "explosion arrows" which blow you to bits.
2) bottled water
3) a latex catsuit

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1) Coke Zero
2) Black tea
3) Water

20. Current worry?
- actually...i'm not worried about anything right now, really.  what luxury!

21. Current hate?
- people with minds so small they could get stuck in your eye and scratch your cornea up something frightful.

22. Favorite place to be?
- unconscious.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
- with friends i sorely miss.

24. Where would you like to go?
- back in time.

27. Do you own slippers?
- yeah.  they're bear feet with leather claws.

28. What are you wearing?
- black slacks, black shirt, black bra...you get the idea.

29. Do you burn or tan?
- i avoid the sun at all costs.

30. Favorite color?
- black.  i have a deep, serious love affair with black.  particularly that gasping, soft black that looks darker than the darkest darkness...the kind of darkness that doesn't need light to define itself.  yeah.  THAT black.

31. Would you be a pirate?
- hell fucking NO.  ninja.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
- "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats and "Dead Puppies" by Ogden Edsl.  you should sing them too.  go to my MySpace and learn them!  Dead puppies aren't much fun...they don't come when you call...they don't chase squirrels at all...

35. What's in your pocket right now?
- my detachable penis.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- Man-boobs.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
- these super soft ones that had been washed so many times that the fabric was thin and rubbed smooth.  those were awesome.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- i still have flashbacks.  my knee.  it was horrifying.  i can't even tell you.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
- oh jesus...three?  i don't know..i don't watch any of them.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
- Sunshine.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
- Hello, Darkness, my old friend.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
- i doubt it.

45. What is your favorite book?
- "The God Delusion"...i don't know.  i only have about a hundred favorite books.

46. What is your favorite candy?
- Godiva chocolate and hazelnut truffles

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
- 'Wicked Game'- Chris Isaak

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- "Joyful Girl"- ani difranco

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
- blowing things up

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
- blowing things up