you ever watch, on the discovery channel or animal planet or national geographic, how a group of, like, fire ants can skeletonize, like, some other much larger animal in, like, a matter of, i dunno, like, minutes?

okay. 

so, #1, Some Other Much Larger Animal = truth, ants = little, vicious yet highly organized lies

and, #2, ants are fucking creepy.  seriously.  they creep me the hell out. 

btw...i did NOT know this...