Xaos: it's awesome to watch me in motion. i can't walk from one end of the house to the other without hurting myself or something else.  bang a knee, stub a toe, fall UP the stairs (routinely), trip INTO the tub (routinely)...step on the cat's tail, walk into the sliding door, drop the noodles...
Mapprehension laughs.
Mapprehension: Film it sometime. I'll pay.
Mapprehension winks.
Xaos: oh yeah.  Klutz Porn.  huge untapped market.
Xaos: we tried to tap it but we broke it.
Mapprehension laughs!
Xaos: see, i want to be around when we actually run out of Weird Crap to Get Horny Over and start combining stuff.  like, for example, "Pteradactyl Abdominal-Inflation Sneeze Porn."
Xaos: or whatever.
Mapprehension: Yeah. I'm right there with you.
Xaos: it'll be like porno mashups.
Xaos: "Intra-anal Latex Balloon Rodent Vomit Porn."
Mapprehension feels himself suddenly stiffening.
Xaos: see?!